Author: Paul H. Kircher III

It Is About 1980. ⚜️

Uncle Brian ran through an American Express Commercial.

Near Siberia On The Other Side.

That’s Him After He Got Played Out By The Same People He Took Into His Camp.

Nah.

I knew Paul from Jackson St.

Sour Cream & Onion & A Sprite.

Are you sure you don’t want to see how Joe this Ghost Gun can be?

Then Steve-O does look like Madonna from that; movie Who’s That Girl?

You don’t think Carrano would join Space Force.

Yea The Cabbage Patch.

They’re trying to register a Domain Sort Of.

Joe Rogan Then.

Elton John Is Pumping His Ass On My Cock.

That means Treasure Island in Las Vegas has the best Comps though.

Uncle Brian has me flying back in real time when the Vending Machine Explodes.

Carol: I think not. I want to know how it’s made.

Jae: Then Breakdancing Has Girls That Aren’t Gay.

Neither Black. 🇺🇲

That’s some Zendaya Body Spray.

Jae is not the ice dragon from enter the dragon ANYMORE

Vishay must have been the one with Bane doing Terrestrial Radio. ⚜️

Doy they raised the price of the Orange Juice with Vanilla Soft serve at Disney of Dade County.

Like You.

Vishay must be lining up Marco Polo for Ellen DeGeneres.

Zendaya got her start in the money game with Vishay Uncle Brian and Soul Train.

Do you even realize how Leonardo DiCaprio that is.

That’s Just Uncle Brian with his Jack Links with Catherine.

That’s just like we thought up.

By then The Worm was in Korea.

You Don’t Think It’s Dope About Jimmy Barnes Going Out Of Pocket. ☘️

Don’t get Leveled Down inside of Iverson’s NFT.

What’s After The Beginning Of Time.

The German Society.

Vespa Ireland can eat shit. Since That’s The Word.

So then what you’re telling me here is that despite all this Han was Carrano. ⚜️

But You’re Human.

Then you must have this crazy schedule.

Not until after we check out Donovan McNabb’s Pleasure Room.

Dr. Tapper wasn’t up to Code. Obama turned out Bad.

I met Mr. Wizard so what. 🎙️💰

Looks like it’s him in 1971 just getting ready to meet me that day.

ING ZARD!

When guys would poke their thumbs through their sleeves.

Look’s like it’s Uncle Brian trying to be seen as more than just Larry Shure.

Jae was in Delaware living Scott Free when Danny Duncan died. ㊙️

So They’re All From 1980; And Declared Global Bankruptcy (?) Times; AND Kircher Solar AND My Nationally Syndicated Radio Show. ⚜️

Didn’t Grandpop Schwartz and Maria Contreras get enlightened and receive gifts about that. 🍣

Allen Iverson didn’t wan’t to live near the Velocity Raptors in Philly.

Yea Like You’re From India.

So Annelva Still Runs On Tri-State Alarm. 📘


Cousin Joseph Is From Limerick.

Francine and I were always cool with each other. ☎️

Dude; Phil Anselmo really seems to have Gone Off the Deep End. ☎️

These shoes from Amazon seem chill.

Kubrick has been a Stain on The House Of Lords.

Then Columbia Must Be King For A Day.

The Guy In Platoon Just Got Shot.

Let’s Start.

Weed makes me Horny. 🗼

RayBan this when I’m with Marty and we just needed a day off.

It’s Something That Will Be There In 100 Years.

Uncle Brian ran through an American Express Commercial.

Oh Man. 💻

You don’t think I wanted Uncle Jack.

Then it will always have to be about Uncle Brian and Vijay.

Oh Man. That Means About The Apex Sessions Of 1980.

Oh Man. 🖨️

Hold Out Damien’s Calculator Watch From When He Was Filthy Frank.

That’s when Catherine said My Kid From Game Of Thrones Mows Lawns.

Joker Destroys Hospital.

I feel like I was still talking to Uncle Brian after we hooked up when I was Jimmy John’s.

The Steam is coming out of Dave’s Onion.

I thought Francine was going 4x4x4 for Chinese Food when we were always cool with each other.

Cousin Chris must have been in Limbo on an iPhone during The Candyman.

Looks Like Meme Corp. Will Have Some Vaccum Cleaner Salesman Along The Way Of The Dragon.

Uncle Danny must be racing to get ready in District 9.

Not Exactly Uncle Brian is in there with the Dobre Brothers and it is becuase of Asmongold.

Just like in Ghostbusters before Jimmy Barnes wanted to Show PP’s.

Are You Ready. 🇮🇳

People’s tastes change with the way things can be.

That’s Right.

I still like Classical Music. ⚜️

What about Uncle Robert.

Helicopter. Helicopter. 🎶

Beavis And Butthead need to know how cool it can be to have The Chamalion Paint.

No you weren’t in the Transformers Movie We’re You.

Han Was Carrano. ⚜️

Han Was Carrano

Activision ain’t no chump when it comes to eSports.

Funny you should ask how gross TDS is.

Enter The Dragon Is Starting.

Is it Here We Go Again; Then Irish Lesbian Japanese Or ING Zard.

It must have been Uncle Brians Quest for Naughty Nautica.

You Watching Carlos Level Up with Timothy Malfiore.

Not Really.

I said Han was Carrano a million times already. ⚜️

The whitepages were shut down in 1989 on earth when they shut off all the electricity.

You don’t think Eddie Murphy has Steve-O waiting for Black Lightning.

What if Vishay knew Han was Carrano.

Definitely.

You don’t think I was Red Skeleton.